So, we’ve had some feedback that we come across as man-haters/man-eaters. We’re not, we just don’t really give a fuck as much as most ‘normal’ girls. Don’t get us wrong, if you’re cunty we’ll turn on you faster than a racehorse with colic, but to put the accusations and speculations to rest; here is our list of things males do that make us weak at the knees…
When they drink tea. This is so ridic cute. Especially when they drink tea in times of neg to help solve the sitch in question.
When they smoke, a smoking male is so effing smokin’ even if they are destroying their health and discolouring their teeth.
When they let you wear their hoodies, flannos, t-shirts, beanies … whatever. What’s yours is ours, remember this.
When they open doors for you. This is manhood 101 but still charming nonetheless.
When they aren’t afraid to give their mates a hug in times of neg. This does not make them gay, it makes them human.
When they send you the links to the clothes they want to buy online to get your opinion, so cute.
When they love their mum and/or dad, whatever the familial sitch may be.
When they pick you up in a firemans lift spontaneously, this is also kind of scary slash annoying, timing is everything.
When they read a book. This puts to rest our suspicions that all males are stupid. People who read decent books are generally capable of intelligent conversation. Important to note; ‘The A Game’ does not constitute decent literature. We’ve read this shit, we know the tricks, don’t even bother, we’re one step ahead.
When they walk slow for you because you’re in obscenely high heels.
When they drink scotch, on the rocks or straight. This is badass, old school and sex all at once.
When they reformat your computer … there is nothing sexier.
When they check that the locks on your front door are working properly because your neighbourhood has a crime rate akin to Baghdad.
When they don’t neg when you’ve been chilling with another dude. It is normal to have friends of both sexes, if girls were only friends with girls we’d all be psychotic so you should be thankful.
When they change gears. Everyone knows that real men drive big fuck off tanks of manual cars (have we mentioned we’re Australian) and sitting beside a dude when he changes gears on the freeway is kinda sex hot.
When they get so excited about what they have bought you for your birthday that they end up telling you way before said date, the smile, excitement and how fucking proud they are of doing so well is always better than the gift.
When they are shaking when they hug you because they’re nervous.
When they agree with you about something trivial, even though you both know you’re wrong (very fucking rare) … pick your battles.
Please take note of the following:
Nothing on this list involves spending copious amounts of cash
Nothing on this list actually requires much effort
This is a pretty long list …
Em and Sid are not man-haters nor man-eaters … FACT.
We would also like to point out that what we have just revealed is pure gold and applies to most women. Males you may never ever get the chance to be spoonfed these ludicrously easy step-by-step swoon making instructions ever again, we suggest you copy and paste this shit into your desktop stickies.
We have chosen to decorate this post with a pic of the Franc because we are 100% certain that he would do all this stuff, because he is literally the most divine thing on the planet, look how effing ridic-sauce he looks eating breakfast.